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Well this comes as no surprise, but there's something of with it.

I now am officially the one with less empirical study of love and complementary stuff.

Jack and deWinter have been lucky to be granted the chance of experience whatever comes with love and complementary stuff. Living me happy for them and a bit sad for myself, how sad? Let's say if I had a ruler for every moment that I've been sad for myself sad, it would be something like this:

Diamonds and stuff:

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Eight years being always second in the national rugby championship

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Empirical work on love and complementary stuff

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Hope that satisfies your need to know.

But if you're wondering how can I only be that sad, being love the greatest experience of the world and complementary stuff too

My answer is simple:

After eight years always being second I got used to the idea, so now I have the second greatest feeling in the world, which is being the fountain of rational thought and annexed stuff.

Yes!! My dear little bipsies now I'm the one they come for external advice, I'll be the one who will control their m… no that's not it, I'll be the one drawing the path that then they'll f… no! I'll be the vector of their li… no!

I quit if anyone needs me I'll be the one sitting in the bar with a bullet hole in foot and a Duffy hat drinking milk until I drawn.

Not finding a position of power in others life:

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________(because the line is too long I'll just say "blah") BLAH

OH and P.S.: When i said complementary stuff i was actually talking about sex, but that's secret

Three in one: Stupidity, Spoiler and This is how you irritate people

Note: this post has a lot of information concerning a series that some of you may be fans of, to maintain your degree of surprise this following post has been censured by the author.

In last (spoiler)day's episode of (spoiler); (spoiler), (spoiler), (spoiler) and (spoiler) are going out to the (spoiler) to (spoiler). Has they're living (spoiler) they meet (spoiler), who's (spoiler) to have some (spoiler) over and (spoiler) the (spoiler).

(Spoiler) feels (spoiler) for (spoiler) not (spoiler) him and that (spoiler) doesn't want (spoiler) to be (spoiler) (spoiler)'s friends. (Spoiler) then goes and (spoiler) with (spoiler) to sort things out, end up arranging for (spoiler) to join (spoiler) and (spoiler)'s friends for next (spoiler)'s (spoiler).

Then (spoiler) engages in a (spoiler) to (spoiler) about (spoiler) and then be able to (spoiler) with (spoiler) and (spoiler)'s friends.

Then there are tens minutes of pointless second story remarks.

But when (spoiler) is in (spoiler)'s house with (spoiler)'s friends, (spoiler) the (spoiler) (spoiler),
(spoiler) talked too much instead of (spoiler) like (spoiler) and used long (spoiler) to describe simple (spoiler) of the (spoiler).

In the end (spoiler) ended up looking like stupid instead the (spoiler) the (spoiler) series portrait him to be.

So this goes to show what I've been saying that being (spoiler) or (spoiler) doesn't depend of what you do, think or say, but how they judge you.

John Scar Kramer of Lioncourt

Proving that being a (spoiler) isn't only up to you.

A Goofy Movie (1995)

I was 5 years old when I first saw this movie. And since then i'm must have watched it, like a bilion times. give it a chance, and see it, i'm telling you it's an well spend hour,

Lewis Black on broadway

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The solution to my problem is B&B

For the past year I started thinking and talking, to Jack and deWinter, on the possibility of me having a girlfriend (We also talk about Jack's future (whatever gender)friend, and the lady's (something with a wood)friend).

In the hopping that my predicament is solved before hell freezes over, I've been observing couples, studying them. And after 12 months, I came up with a hypothesis, untested still.

The hypothesis goes like so: there are only three kinds of couples (male-female obviously) in my generation, the High school sweethearts (HSS), the Jugglers (J) and The beauties and the Beasts (B&B).

The HSS's, are the ones that meet in the first day of school, fall for one and other, and the rest is just like soup operas, with all their humps and dumps. (Remember the OC, is just like that, if you don't remember, well it's Grey's Anatomy without all the promiscuity).

The J's, well they aren't exactly couples, they're more like a group that never really settle, having a new partner every other day (they are Grey's Anatomy just the way you see it). Compromise isn't a word in their dictionary.

Finally we're left with the B&B, which are the ones that people talk about when they say "how can a gall so beautiful be with such a jerk?" .

Now if my theory does prove to be right, my only chance of ever date, is to be part of the B&B, and I'm not talking about the beauty part (but I promise I have plenty of it).

This means, my way out of this situation of mine is by being even more of a prick that I've been so far. So in the next time I come to meet a girl that I kinda don't know if I like I just have be a total jerk and it will be all ok, that can't be too hard, can it? J

John Scar Kramer

Reasons to celebrate

today there are two things to celebrate, 1º I've just finished my nineteenth year and first day of living and second it is oficial now I'm the class clown with nine votes out of eleven, having for runner up A Box Full Of Coockies.

Thank you all for voting and to those that voted and have not been intruduced to the staff please comment something just to get in contact with us



(This post was edited to assure confidentiality. For more informations, please contact Jack.)

Play the Game?

This is a great game to play with your mother, when she doesn't know your playing it.

Who's on first?

If you don't get it at first, just repeat "Who's on First?" "What's on second?" and "I don't know is on Third"

Oh Girl...

[On sex]
Lewis Kiniski: One person's always disappointed. So far, I've been lucky; it's always been the woman.

After the last post I wrote, there have been some mod changes, and lady wrote one of her own, almost about the same theme.

Love

Noun, verb, loved, loving.

– noun

1.	a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.

2.	a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.

3.	sexual passion or desire.

4.	a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.

5.	(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, or the like): Would you like to see a movie, love?

6.	a love affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.

7.	sexual intercourse; copulation.

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There is all this and more to define what ever this is, for deWinter and I this feeling that we’re talking about is just a bunch of lies. Lies… I love lies, Men!! How great it is to lie and get away with it?

There are no words that could describe that wonderful feeling. Don’t believe me ask Dane cock.

If you still belive in love, or something like that, you must be having a heak of a time. Enjoy yourself

Frost/Nixon

I don't know American History that well, and I had no idea of what went wrong in the Watergate scandal.

But after seeing what I saw in this movie, I have to say I’m astonished of how Nixon handled the interview, and how it all slipped away in the final moments. As for Frost I think we are quite alike (except in my bad looks obviously), we achieve great things without having any desirable quality , he was a famous talk-show host, I’m a blog manager with great viewership ( come on we have more than one viewer, and that’s good enough for me)

About the movie it-self, you better take your fat bottom of the sofa and go see it at a cinema nearby your address, because it is a marvelous film and it is shore to worth every cent you spend on it, so I’ll give it,

€ 15 ticket (including popcorn and drinks) and a 8/10 stars

Kingdom

You probably are a great fan of Heroes, 24, Lost, Prison Break, and so on...

But I bet you you would fancy a good simple tv-show without all the running and shooting or puzzling.
Here’s something, Kingdom, a serie starting Stephen Fry as Peter kingdom, a loyar in a small town near London solving every little thing the town has to offer.
Here enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgM-rm47etg&feature=PlayList&p=89E10C061E116E10&index=0

Sweet sweet vendetta and revenge

I starts like this:



Then vendetta:



finally revenge:

Words are over rated by Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie II

Meet Christopher

Christopher Titus - Norman Rockwell is Bleeding

Words are over rated by fry and laurie