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Showing posts with label gay. Show all posts
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Friday, January 15, 2010
no gay out
Monday, January 11, 2010
Now I really wished I’d became a layer
"How do you expect to feel like you know what's going on, when you walk down the street and your children say:
Dylan Moran
That's true, marriage now is also gay. But besides leaving Jack and deWinter being sparking happy for a while, nothing will really change. People will still be prejudicial about Homosexuality. Marriage numbers will rise for 3 or 4 months after the law's been publish to then come back down to the usual numbers.
What will change, just a bit, is language because now, a pair is a synonymous of couple.
It was really a big commotion around nothing, wasn't it?
Oudh Wait! It's been called to my attention that it was given a right. A right to share life and all its benefits with that special someone, of the same sex. Auwf! Thankful for dogging that bullet!
There's just a thing, that maybe it should be twisted too. Let' see:
Let: Two people get marry = f (love)
If love >= Lust
Lim x+∞ f (love) = Forever lasting Love story
If Love < Lust
Lim x0 f (love) = Divorce, If Love isn't between two people from the same sex, because the law doesn't contemplates divorce of people with the same sex.
Isn't that Funny!? But hey! Gay love is forever so, DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT!
Because if I ever have to worry about that I'll sue the Gay protesting groups for manipulation of public opinion, wasting the tax payers money pressuring an all-strait parliament (which is odd) to pass this marriage bill. And when I sue I expect a lot of money.
(Either way layers will get richer.)
Now a little word to Parliament:
In an all strait parliament (that I know of) there are only two reasons to pass such a bill, either the deputies are secretly having a gay affair and the mistress is ranting about getting married all the time, or the prospects of voting says that gays vote more than homophobic people.
So congrats to all the gays that have their dreams come true (now it's time to face real life). And to show I'm a good sport here's Lewis Black slandering about Homophobia and Qweers.
John Scar Kramer of Lioncourt
- Ho! Oh look at that Church, it's so random.
- What? Is it moving? What do you mean...? It's a perfectly ordinary church where people go to get married…
- Marriage!! Hugh! That's so gay!
- Look. Please can we just have some quite time, look here some crisps… there you go…
- Crisps!? Awesome
- THEY ARE NOT AWESOME! THEY'RE CRUNCHY, IF I OPEN THEM AND HAGGEREDS SHAFTS OF LIGHT, SHAREMBUM AND ANGELIC MUSIC COMES OUT, THEY WOULD BE AWESOME… MONTAINS, RIVERS AND THE FACT THAT I'M STEEL BREDING ARE AWESOME!
Dylan Moran
That's true, marriage now is also gay. But besides leaving Jack and deWinter being sparking happy for a while, nothing will really change. People will still be prejudicial about Homosexuality. Marriage numbers will rise for 3 or 4 months after the law's been publish to then come back down to the usual numbers.
What will change, just a bit, is language because now, a pair is a synonymous of couple.
It was really a big commotion around nothing, wasn't it?
Oudh Wait! It's been called to my attention that it was given a right. A right to share life and all its benefits with that special someone, of the same sex. Auwf! Thankful for dogging that bullet!
There's just a thing, that maybe it should be twisted too. Let' see:
Let: Two people get marry = f (love)
If love >= Lust
Lim x+∞ f (love) = Forever lasting Love story
If Love < Lust
Lim x0 f (love) = Divorce, If Love isn't between two people from the same sex, because the law doesn't contemplates divorce of people with the same sex.
Isn't that Funny!? But hey! Gay love is forever so, DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT!
Because if I ever have to worry about that I'll sue the Gay protesting groups for manipulation of public opinion, wasting the tax payers money pressuring an all-strait parliament (which is odd) to pass this marriage bill. And when I sue I expect a lot of money.
(Either way layers will get richer.)
Now a little word to Parliament:
In an all strait parliament (that I know of) there are only two reasons to pass such a bill, either the deputies are secretly having a gay affair and the mistress is ranting about getting married all the time, or the prospects of voting says that gays vote more than homophobic people.
So congrats to all the gays that have their dreams come true (now it's time to face real life). And to show I'm a good sport here's Lewis Black slandering about Homophobia and Qweers.
John Scar Kramer of Lioncourt
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