The MP3 Experiment!!

halloween

Trick or treat?

It is as simple as that, which would you choose?

The physics of my management classes

When one enters the area that is known has the Management Class, happens a strange thing.

Because as you enter a Management class, you are in fact transmuting yourself to another dimension, where time passes slower and you age quicker. In fact there's a "completely independent" study that shows what I could be doing If I didn't go to management classes.

Has it is shown here:

 

Coluna1	•          What you do if you went to class	•          What you would be doing if you didn't go to class
Before entering management class	•          Normal living	Normal living
Entering management class	Enter and sit	Doesn't enter
5min. into class	•          Sit in the chair look to the board and do nothing	•          Grab your things and direct yourself to somewhere else
10min. into class	•          think about sleeping	•          go to UN and resolve every world conflict, and bring peace to the world.
X min. into class (time stops) no referential time measuring system is available	•          Sleep for what feels to be two hours, wake up to witness the class is still going on and that in reality only 2 seconds have passed, redoing until end of class	•          Become rich after writing a sensational economic novel, marry a beautiful muse, have lots of kids, become prime-minister and bring happiness and fortune to the whole country, retire and discover the fountain of youth
At the end of the class	•          Go Home and complain about the shitty day you've just had	•          Go Home and complain about the shitty day you've just had

 

Experts concur that the uselessness of management classes brings my IQ down by 20 points for the next two days.

I can't escape now but if you're getting any idea of going to management….

DON'T!!!!!!!!!! Save Yourself!!!

What a clever Godson I have

It happened last Saturday during lunch time, everyone was sited at the table, we were all except one. My godson was having a tantrum and didn't want to sit at the table and eat, although he liked the menu very much.

We waited all at the table for him to reconsider and join us so that could finally start to enjoy the fruits of my parents' labor, but he did no such thing. My father waited five minutes, but then he could not hold any more steam, he arose from his sit with a accelerated pace went to find my little godson.

They confronted each other in a place where we, the ones sited at the table could not see, but could hear; and the radio novel went like so:

Father: Behave yourself and go join us at the table, THIS INSTANT!!

Godson: NO!! I DON'T WANT TO!!!

F: Do as I tell you or you'll see!

G: No!

F: You have two options either you behave yourself or I'll slap you!

(And there was silence for 5 hole seconds where I can only assume my godson though about the words he was about to say)

G: I want the slap but with little strength

My father then granted his wish.

F: Now behave yourself and join us at the table…

G: No! I got the slap so now I don't have to behave; you go to the table…

Eventually he joined us for lunch, after a while. But here is a seven years old child that given the choice between two bad things (in one he would get hurt in the other would be his pride) he decided to control how the option he choose would affect him, Brilliant! I'm so proud! There are many adults that can't even imagine doing the same.

My linear algebra teacher in action..
(this being one of his poorest performances..but yet, funny!)

Jesus is on facebook and i'm having a jolly goood fun

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

String theory

"Sleep with angels and dream about me because one of these days, you're sleeping with me and dreaming about angels."

[nail IT]

The way it happens...

Well, i guess we can establish that love/liking/caring [whatever you want to call it] it's a part of our life.

Most people have already had someone else than who they're with now and most of them [i don't want to say everyone cause i don't want to hurt anyone's beliefs] will be with someone else.
What i find absolutely amazing is the transition from the last one to the next one. After been supportive to a few friends after their relationships went wrong, i think i can sum "the after" up to three different steps.

1º Step
Well this is be the most complex phase. You find yourself in a situation in which everything that was certain ain't anymore and that get painful. You can either deny you're hurting, or you get out there screwing everyone one you can, you may isolate yourself, you may pretend everything is alright...There are so many possibilities..The thing is this process as much as it sucks is essential to get to its end game: getting over her/him.

Hoobastank - I don't think I love you



I'm sorry, I'm sorry
I never though that it would come to this
I know we'll never get back
To what we were before
Cause I know that i don't love you anymore.


2º Step
After you've realized you're world has fell apart you start doubting yourself. You've dedicated so much time to that person that she/he became a huge part of who you were. With no one to define you, you reach an identity crises.Who was I before all of that? Who am I now?

Hoobastank - Who the hell am I?



I won't apologize
For who i come to be
Cause who the hell am I
If I can't be me
I've wasted to much time
On insecurities
Cause who the hell am I
If I can't be me


3º Step
The irony of this is it always ends up the same way: you get involved again..

Hoobastank - You're the one




I'm ready to begin
A brand new chapter of our lives
Just tell me
Where and When


As I think about the matters of life, I'm learning more and more about the human condition, its nature,its needs, its fears..

Basically, pain is a reality. There is no running away from that. And when it comes to people liking each other..

R.E.M. - Everybody Hurts

The thing about the worlds

There are three of them. The jack's world, my world and deWinter's world. This might come out as jealousy, but I would like some comments on other world's instead of deWinter's.

So please comment

The first… Kiss

I was in an atrium when I noticed a couple in the lower stands, with no more than six springs ran by them. They were lovely and cute together, but something was strangely of… they had a guilty kind of look towards each other; one might think they were up to no good.

I stared, and look for evidence to cooperate with my suspicion, and although I couldn't listen to them the boy seam to say to the girl "do you wanna? Or not? I'm only doing it if we both want to", the girl responded with silence and looked up to me in the atrium, showing to my curious stare a smile of embarrassment, but then she responded to the boy positive, she also wanted to do IT.

The boy then grabbed her by the hand, and then with his other hand he grabbed the trousers of a man standing in the auditory. And then he closed his eyes, tightened the girl's hand and kissed… The man's ass…

I was astonished then has you must be now reading this words, and to break free of that astonishment I started laughing while looking to the boy who had kissed a man's ass and was now furious at the girl (who was laughing also)because she didn't do the same.

This goes to show that in love boys are always innocent and stupid, as for girls they are always cunning and evil.

As I calmed down my and turned to my family, they gave me a reprehending look, for that was not the way to behave in mass

Do you spit or swallow?

My world

My world is...balanced.

I believe human nature is good. I believe evil gets learned. I believe when we get born all we are is good, all we have is instinct.
So, in my world we are all equals and FREE. We are all entitled to the same rights because deep down we're all the same..

All the things that bring humanity together are THE reason in my world there is no crime. We have no right to make others suffer on propose, for no reason but to please ourselves..

In my world, Earth is a huge village.. There are governments to help to organize society but there is no war between them. Each one of them has its purpose and that's that.
War makes no sense in a world of equals.

In my world, society provides the same opportunities to everyone, but those who worked harder got rewarded. They may get rich, respected,..whatever. BUT, the thing is in my world there are no status. I mean, richer people do not get millions of people to do their way. Ultimately, power becomes a pointless concept.

We call ourselves the bigger race, cause we're rational beings. So, if we think so clearly, we understand we are nothing more than animals who are able to do what other species don't (at least so deeply..).

But when it comes to become life (even) more pleasant, we don't take the time nor the effort to (try to) make it happen. We're lazy, and that got learned.

Knowing we all humans, we get we're all the same. Knowing we're all the same give us the information we have no right to act violently towards another humans.
Knowing we're all the same, we get that we are no better humans just because we succeed where others didn't. You may be proud of yourself, obviously, but that gives you no right to get stupid at people.

The ability to think made us develop the concept of knowledge. That teached us we need rules to live in huge groups. But when it comes to power and the abuse of it, i believe it's an option. You can have power and still do not feel like you rock the world. No, power means responsibility, and that is something only few people can handle.

My worlds is based on a simple thing : responsibility. And it makes it works.
It isn't perfect. It isn't even finished. But it'd work.

for the sake of argument and jp