Now I really wished I’d became a layer

"How do you expect to feel like you know what's going on, when you walk down the street and your children say:

• Ho! Oh look at that Church, it's so random.
  
• What? Is it moving? What do you mean...? It's a perfectly ordinary church where people go to get married…
  
• Marriage!! Hugh! That's so gay!
  
• Look. Please can we just have some quite time, look here some crisps… there you go…
  
• Crisps!? Awesome
  
• THEY ARE NOT AWESOME! THEY'RE CRUNCHY, IF I OPEN THEM AND HAGGEREDS SHAFTS OF LIGHT, SHAREMBUM AND ANGELIC MUSIC COMES OUT, THEY WOULD BE AWESOME… MONTAINS, RIVERS AND THE FACT THAT I'M STEEL BREDING ARE AWESOME!
  

And then you get told you're grumpy…"

Dylan Moran



That's true, marriage now is also gay. But besides leaving Jack and deWinter being sparking happy for a while, nothing will really change. People will still be prejudicial about Homosexuality. Marriage numbers will rise for 3 or 4 months after the law's been publish to then come back down to the usual numbers.

What will change, just a bit, is language because now, a pair is a synonymous of couple.

It was really a big commotion around nothing, wasn't it?

Oudh Wait! It's been called to my attention that it was given a right. A right to share life and all its benefits with that special someone, of the same sex. Auwf! Thankful for dogging that bullet!

There's just a thing, that maybe it should be twisted too. Let' see:



Let: Two people get marry = f (love)



If love >= Lust



Lim _x+∞ f (love) = Forever lasting Love story



If Love < Lust



Lim _x0 f (love) = Divorce, If Love isn't between two people from the same sex, because the law doesn't contemplates divorce of people with the same sex.



Isn't that Funny!? But hey! Gay love is forever so, DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT!

Because if I ever have to worry about that I'll sue the Gay protesting groups for manipulation of public opinion, wasting the tax payers money pressuring an all-strait parliament (which is odd) to pass this marriage bill. And when I sue I expect a lot of money.

(Either way layers will get richer.)

Now a little word to Parliament:

In an all strait parliament (that I know of) there are only two reasons to pass such a bill, either the deputies are secretly having a gay affair and the mistress is ranting about getting married all the time, or the prospects of voting says that gays vote more than homophobic people.



So congrats to all the gays that have their dreams come true (now it's time to face real life). And to show I'm a good sport here's Lewis Black slandering about Homophobia and Qweers.

John Scar Kramer of Lioncourt

I'm the old man

Time runs fast and I can’t take the train to catch it. In truth, it isn’t so much like I can’t catch it, but more like I won’t...
I know time is relative, and it should not take a genius to acknowledge that. I know it, because has I walk through the spring of my life, like so many say to me, I feel just if it is like the fall I should have only to face several years ahead.
And because like I said time runs, I’ve ran out, and won’t be able to finish the p…