Now I really wished I’d became a layer

"How do you expect to feel like you know what's going on, when you walk down the street and your children say:

• Ho! Oh look at that Church, it's so random.
  
• What? Is it moving? What do you mean...? It's a perfectly ordinary church where people go to get married…
  
• Marriage!! Hugh! That's so gay!
  
• Look. Please can we just have some quite time, look here some crisps… there you go…
  
• Crisps!? Awesome
  
• THEY ARE NOT AWESOME! THEY'RE CRUNCHY, IF I OPEN THEM AND HAGGEREDS SHAFTS OF LIGHT, SHAREMBUM AND ANGELIC MUSIC COMES OUT, THEY WOULD BE AWESOME… MONTAINS, RIVERS AND THE FACT THAT I'M STEEL BREDING ARE AWESOME!
  

And then you get told you're grumpy…"

Dylan Moran



That's true, marriage now is also gay. But besides leaving Jack and deWinter being sparking happy for a while, nothing will really change. People will still be prejudicial about Homosexuality. Marriage numbers will rise for 3 or 4 months after the law's been publish to then come back down to the usual numbers.

What will change, just a bit, is language because now, a pair is a synonymous of couple.

It was really a big commotion around nothing, wasn't it?

Oudh Wait! It's been called to my attention that it was given a right. A right to share life and all its benefits with that special someone, of the same sex. Auwf! Thankful for dogging that bullet!

There's just a thing, that maybe it should be twisted too. Let' see:



Let: Two people get marry = f (love)



If love >= Lust



Lim _x+∞ f (love) = Forever lasting Love story



If Love < Lust



Lim _x0 f (love) = Divorce, If Love isn't between two people from the same sex, because the law doesn't contemplates divorce of people with the same sex.



Isn't that Funny!? But hey! Gay love is forever so, DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT!

Because if I ever have to worry about that I'll sue the Gay protesting groups for manipulation of public opinion, wasting the tax payers money pressuring an all-strait parliament (which is odd) to pass this marriage bill. And when I sue I expect a lot of money.

(Either way layers will get richer.)

Now a little word to Parliament:

In an all strait parliament (that I know of) there are only two reasons to pass such a bill, either the deputies are secretly having a gay affair and the mistress is ranting about getting married all the time, or the prospects of voting says that gays vote more than homophobic people.



So congrats to all the gays that have their dreams come true (now it's time to face real life). And to show I'm a good sport here's Lewis Black slandering about Homophobia and Qweers.

John Scar Kramer of Lioncourt

A man for all seasons

This is the greatest speech anyone could ever make against the evils of anarchy, we shall give the devil benefit of the law, for he is not a body of his own, but apart of us. and what's to say that when the last law is down we can stop him from raising and taking control in a devastated society. The law was made by men, for men to protect them of the evils that come of unsustainable freedom.

Praises to the law

John of Lioncourt

When TV ruins the day

While watching a debate show called “Pros e Contras” (which I hate) in the theme of homosexual marriage I thought:

This is a (very poor) show, with (really bad) actual themes, with a crappie presenter. It usually has two spokesmen/women in each side where one defends one idea and the other defends the opposite, they talk rubbish from both sides for twenty minutes until the worst presenter of the world, stops the discussion and introduces someone from the crow sitting in the auditory to contest and attack one of the sides and say rubbish once again, and so on. This TV-rubbish, starts at half past nine and goes through the night until… I don’t know (I really never stayed to the end).

Either way, the theme this time is the homosexual marriage; I start to say I’m against it, for many reasons, but mainly because, marriage is the oldest institution in the history, and homosexuality is also an old story.

It is known in history that the Greek had a bisexual culture meaning that it was social accepted homosexual relationships. But there is not registry of a gay marriage. In the past there was respect for institutions, people respected the marriage institution and knew that it was something that was be on man’s will, the idea of marring someone comes from the sentiment that the two parts feel, love. It is not rational, nor spontaneous, it just happens. It is something sent by the gods.
This been said, it is easily accomplished that I believe that marriage is an religious institution (not meaning that atheists cannot get married, just that is not a social, nor legislation thing), meaning with this that God created man and woman to be together, and he is a lazy bastard, he would not think twice if creating only one gender would be enough, but it isn’t. There’s the need for both and its union.

You may now argue that this is just an homophobic ideal. Call it whatever you want but I have my mind closed.
John Kramer

Frost/Nixon

I don't know American History that well, and I had no idea of what went wrong in the Watergate scandal.

But after seeing what I saw in this movie, I have to say I’m astonished of how Nixon handled the interview, and how it all slipped away in the final moments. As for Frost I think we are quite alike (except in my bad looks obviously), we achieve great things without having any desirable quality , he was a famous talk-show host, I’m a blog manager with great viewership ( come on we have more than one viewer, and that’s good enough for me)

About the movie it-self, you better take your fat bottom of the sofa and go see it at a cinema nearby your address, because it is a marvelous film and it is shore to worth every cent you spend on it, so I’ll give it,

€ 15 ticket (including popcorn and drinks) and a 8/10 stars

Kingdom

You probably are a great fan of Heroes, 24, Lost, Prison Break, and so on...

But I bet you you would fancy a good simple tv-show without all the running and shooting or puzzling.
Here’s something, Kingdom, a serie starting Stephen Fry as Peter kingdom, a loyar in a small town near London solving every little thing the town has to offer.
Here enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgM-rm47etg&feature=PlayList&p=89E10C061E116E10&index=0