Sex, it will save the economy one day

Everyone loves sex. That's why it is everywhere, because we love it so much…

Every day, men's daily routine is filled with promiscuous thoughts. We get into a bus and we spot a nice girl listening to her ipod, and we bit our lower lips and think to ourselves "Hum, you're great, I'm great, let's meet in a motel and go do it like monkeys, with all the ah aha's, ho! Ho's and the hiiii's we can master, for we are awesome and we must be with each other, and then race to see who will dress up and forget the other faster ." (I may admit some exaggeration)

But then she gets out and we're left to focus on the day ahead, unless some brighter goldy appears. But as the day goes on we're so many times faced with tempting thoughts, I really don't know how can we get anything done?!

But these are us the guys, who are described by their symmetry as "The animal with two heads and only thinks with the smaller one". So basically liking sex isn't really a hobby, it must be considered our way of living. Wait!! I have to correct myself IT is our way of living!

Now Gals…

I don't know gals, but I hear they are fond of sex too. Not as much as shoes dough. And well. That's the way it has to be otherwise, there would really be anything but sex, and the human life expectancy would come down to one year. (be born, have sex, give birth, die)

I Just realize something… Advertising companies should end every women product ad with the woman going to bed with a man, and reproducing a satisfying sound like an Haaaaaa…

Because then men would see those commercials and think (I believe this will take both heads) "See how that woman is so happy going to bed, they'll probably have sex, I must make my partner happy like she was, I must buy that thingy for her, so that then we can go at it like monkey's…" and then the guy will get a job to buy the things that will make the woman happy and then lead to a hot night of flammable sex.

And then Women all over the world will spot this scheme and use this to their advantage, and enslaver men to buy the house, the pool, the T.V., the Shoes (don't Forget the Shoes!!!), and any other thing they wish. Trading this for a blow or a quickie depending on how much she desires that thingy.

And so this way everyone will be happy having the thing they want more, and the economy grows because everyone is doing something to have sex.

The only way this could become a major screw up, is if some kind of parasites star taking advantages of this schemes. Something like kids, who will want things from both men and women and have nothing to offer. Thank god! For the pill and the condoms.

We all love sex,

John Scar Kramer of Lioncourt

Don’t work so hard to put yourself in the gutter (like the rest of us)

Extra-topic note:
I know the opinion I'm about to exploit here, can be in the future completely changed and it will make me a hypocrite to the eyes of you, or even senile. I don't care and I don't mind, because in the way I see it, it's better to be called senile for having the right idea, and then, change to the wrong one; than being called senile just for being wrong all the time.

Peer pressure is a fucked up thing, and I don't mean that it is wrong (because sometimes it evens leads to great happenings), but some just can't handle this things and often get the wrong idea.

Sex it's something we're constantly pressured to desire, not only by pears, but also by TV, radio, marketing, all the big social movers and shakers, pressure the individual to join in to the club of non-virgins. It's almost a Sin to reach the age of 40 without having an actual (this excludes masturbation, which is in fact repulse by society in general).

To make a point to this rant I must admit that I'm in the minority, for I'm still a virgin (a rare thing, I know). And I've heard it all; some say I should go for it because it's liberating, others say the first time is a complete disappointment like the next few because you're inexperienced and will lose yourself in so many things you have to take into count, and all say the same in the end you should get it done, as fast as you can to jump to the next thing in life.

Normally my response to this fucking argument is just that it's not time yet. And no I'm not waiting for no one in special, I'm not even searching for a sex partner, there's just something's I'd like to take of the way before, going about sex. And one of this thing is live my parents home, following several others priorities.

But what I want to go about in this bit board isn't my sex life (or better yet non-existing sex life). What I really want to do is talk about the "proud" non-virgins that go strutting throughout the world. Because some sense has to put on to their stupid heads; it's not all good, you know?

(And now I must turn to a particular situation, because this is as opened to the world as it is to my small aggregation of friends)

This pressure, of being part of the "group" has hasted the brainless chicken ginger (and I'm being harsh because it's the best way to get some attention). And I don't know if something went terribly wrong, or something of the sort, the fact is that she's not rejoicing over the deed. It actually appears like if she's waiting for someone to tell her that she's done the right thing, and give her a pat on the back. I can't give you proof of what I'm saying, but something in her actions tells me that there's a big sense of shame, deep in her heart, or at least confusion, because she's "bragging" about it to everyone, but in a way like she's explaining how it all went through, how it was ecstatic and overwhelming. Just to impress the audience, just for show of.

It may well seem to her like she's building a heroic status in the group, by trashing herself, but she isn't. She's putting herself in the gutter for no good reason, which is shamble and unworthy (looking far back), I Just hope she changes her ways, because she's tracking a path that is sure to bring her many grieves.

It's how they warn "pride comes before a fall", and Ginger is setting herself for a great fall, one that it will be hard to get back up on to her feet afterwards.

Because we worry

Lestat of Lioncourt

Sexy evil, never the less

I’m not talking out of experience, if that was my case I would not be writing, and as for experience, Jack is two levels above me.

But there’s something now that summer is approaching and winter starts to be just another memory. Spring has something to do with it for shore. It like when you are seeing movies like the Lion King, the Sleeping Beauty, Lord of the Rings, in which the picture gets darker has it proceeds, but at the final and after the grand Fight between good and evil every good thing is rebirth, and there’s a new hope in the air.

What’s happening now is just like so, we’ve been through a time of darkness, where everyone closes themselves in jackets, coats, long sleeves shirts… but now I find myself looking around and seeing the sprout of the female body. They’ve threw away all the layers of clothes they used for this long arch winter, we’re now finishing, to put the on some sneakers, sweatshirts, jogging trousers, and start to run out through the city, sending a message “I’ll be ready when the time comes”.

Mean while, and because even in good shape it isn’t easy to catch the prey, they cleverly go throwing “sweetly peppered” smiles to the innocent gents passing by. Those smiles, capture us, the weaklings innocent fools, they makes us respond say “Hi!” with a smile [like this one:-D, or this one :-)], and after a while the predator and the prey are both sitting at the dinner table having some sort of date, or at a party.

But before I get further ahead of myself, what I wanted to say was that girls are vicious, since birth (and I’m very certain of this that I’m going to write) girls are tenacious, they flirt with the innocent first world leader creation of god, to then hurt this marvelous specimen. They smile, we smile back, the call us we lean towards them, the scratch us, we rush back hurting for what they did, they say their sorry, and we believe, the call us again, we lean towards again, they scratch us again, we rush back hurting for what they did again, they say they’re sorry again, and we suck it up again…, (and the cycle goes on until we lose touch of each other).

These vicious creations of sin, we’ll torture us until the end of time, and we will love every painful moment just, because we’re fools (and I only say this because jack doesn’t like to be called stupid).

Thank god there are video games

John Scar Kramer

Valentines

Today is a great day, better than this there could only be Christmas and New Year’s Eve. These days have many things in common, first they are all during Winter, second these are happy days for every lover, third these are the ones with higher suicide rate in the hole year (please don’t suspend your plans to prove me wrong).
I’m happy for every valentine, I really I’m, I sewer I am. People must be happy for their relationship being in cruise control, celebrate it, and do something crazy with your lover/mate/boy (girl) friend.
While me and the others just live our lives normally… Unfortunately this day does depress some of us (really bad), but life goes on and in the day after today, tomorrow, we will be ok… until some stupid lover stars telling how he celebrated his valentine with his loved one or two (yes, one guy did this to me too). In conclusion this will be the worst week-end in the year for me and my lonely friends, but we (has polite ones) wish you a happy valentines any way.

P.S.: Almost forgot this is going to be a hell of a sex party around the world, Do it safe.
we will be doing by ourselfs or with a really nice friendly lady we happen to meet.

It is all about SEX

Because so many say that life is all about Sex,
First there's the date:



After witch you take care of legal part



(And Size does matter:

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If Your having problems just follow Lady's sugestion and sing her this, be for it:



Either way, don't forget to do it safe:



After it don't go talk about it:



And don't over do it, or you will have.



And then, you'll have to do:



Or You Can Stay home forget all the mess before spoken of, and log into your computer.