Sex, it will save the economy one day

Everyone loves sex. That's why it is everywhere, because we love it so much…

Every day, men's daily routine is filled with promiscuous thoughts. We get into a bus and we spot a nice girl listening to her ipod, and we bit our lower lips and think to ourselves "Hum, you're great, I'm great, let's meet in a motel and go do it like monkeys, with all the ah aha's, ho! Ho's and the hiiii's we can master, for we are awesome and we must be with each other, and then race to see who will dress up and forget the other faster ." (I may admit some exaggeration)

But then she gets out and we're left to focus on the day ahead, unless some brighter goldy appears. But as the day goes on we're so many times faced with tempting thoughts, I really don't know how can we get anything done?!

But these are us the guys, who are described by their symmetry as "The animal with two heads and only thinks with the smaller one". So basically liking sex isn't really a hobby, it must be considered our way of living. Wait!! I have to correct myself IT is our way of living!

Now Gals…

I don't know gals, but I hear they are fond of sex too. Not as much as shoes dough. And well. That's the way it has to be otherwise, there would really be anything but sex, and the human life expectancy would come down to one year. (be born, have sex, give birth, die)

I Just realize something… Advertising companies should end every women product ad with the woman going to bed with a man, and reproducing a satisfying sound like an Haaaaaa…

Because then men would see those commercials and think (I believe this will take both heads) "See how that woman is so happy going to bed, they'll probably have sex, I must make my partner happy like she was, I must buy that thingy for her, so that then we can go at it like monkey's…" and then the guy will get a job to buy the things that will make the woman happy and then lead to a hot night of flammable sex.

And then Women all over the world will spot this scheme and use this to their advantage, and enslaver men to buy the house, the pool, the T.V., the Shoes (don't Forget the Shoes!!!), and any other thing they wish. Trading this for a blow or a quickie depending on how much she desires that thingy.

And so this way everyone will be happy having the thing they want more, and the economy grows because everyone is doing something to have sex.

The only way this could become a major screw up, is if some kind of parasites star taking advantages of this schemes. Something like kids, who will want things from both men and women and have nothing to offer. Thank god! For the pill and the condoms.

We all love sex,

John Scar Kramer of Lioncourt