The physics of my management classes

When one enters the area that is known has the Management Class, happens a strange thing.

Because as you enter a Management class, you are in fact transmuting yourself to another dimension, where time passes slower and you age quicker. In fact there's a "completely independent" study that shows what I could be doing If I didn't go to management classes.

Has it is shown here:

 

Coluna1	•          What you do if you went to class	•          What you would be doing if you didn't go to class
Before entering management class	•          Normal living	Normal living
Entering management class	Enter and sit	Doesn't enter
5min. into class	•          Sit in the chair look to the board and do nothing	•          Grab your things and direct yourself to somewhere else
10min. into class	•          think about sleeping	•          go to UN and resolve every world conflict, and bring peace to the world.
X min. into class (time stops) no referential time measuring system is available	•          Sleep for what feels to be two hours, wake up to witness the class is still going on and that in reality only 2 seconds have passed, redoing until end of class	•          Become rich after writing a sensational economic novel, marry a beautiful muse, have lots of kids, become prime-minister and bring happiness and fortune to the whole country, retire and discover the fountain of youth
At the end of the class	•          Go Home and complain about the shitty day you've just had	•          Go Home and complain about the shitty day you've just had

 

Experts concur that the uselessness of management classes brings my IQ down by 20 points for the next two days.

I can't escape now but if you're getting any idea of going to management….

DON'T!!!!!!!!!! Save Yourself!!!