Thanks to our dearest prime minister, of Portugal, every baby borned starting the year 2010, will have a savings account with 200 Euros, on their name that they only be able to take advantage of at the age of eighteen.
How great is this? Two Hundred Euros given to the little angle, just because he was born, we must be in a rich country.
What? We aren't a rich country? Then we must have a strong economy and well structured Financials.
What? We have a deficit growing up to ten percent of Gross national product (for those who aren't accustomed to this numbers, that's like owing someone 25.550.000.000 dollars), and most of this deficit is due to the public debt. So where is he going to get the money to offer to this little angles?
Taxes.
Oh Shit! This means we – by we, I mean all that were born prior to 2010 – are going to pay, 200 Euros for every little bastard. This is going to be great… (S)
I hate when they announce things like social equality politics, because I just know when they say that, someone is putting their hand in my pocket.
As a future economist, I advise you to start asking your parents for a new brother or sister, or better yet, ask for twins (400 € + interests), or triplets (600 € + interests), quadruplets (800 € + interests)… With you're old enough to sustain yourself, than you can too start making them too.
But wait, this will only happened if this government wins the next election in October… Great then I'll do what I can to get them to lose the damn elections…
Oh! Wait! If they don't win, who will? So I'm fucked up either way? Shit!!! We're all fucked up then, better leave the country and go study abroad.
Until I can do such thing here is my advertise.
Great guy, near his twenties searches pretty rich girls to impregnate, in order to have something to gain from the new governmental social politics.
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With all the care;
Lestat of Lioncourt
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