3..2..1 Numb

This movie turned out to be not such a waste of time as i initial thought it would.

I love Matthew Perry, he's great. Not only as Chandler but also as a screwed up guy. And is well known I love screwed up people!

Watch this movie. It's worthy of your time.

Standing on the edge…

Today a question propped into my head. "Has God contemplated suicide?", it still is and I can't think of an answer, nor logical or illogical. There's just not away to answer to this interesting question.

Because, I believe that God exists, and that he created Men at his image. We contemplate suicide, and as we are created at the His image, so must He too have had contemplated suicide. But He exists in everywhere and in eternity, there's no cease to God… so contemplating suicide wouldn't change anything, because the act of doing so would be in its very nature impossible, but we do contemplate suicide. And we are Him as He is us…

Anyway, putting this question aside.

Suicide is a taboo and a strange thing. When someone stands at the edge, between life and death there are only two feeling that occupies the mind are fear and thrill. Because there's some sense of ultimate control and infinite risk at the same time. There's the knowledge that one more inch it will all end, but there's also the fear that the end will bring more pain, than turning back a live to fight another day. And From the ratio of those two feelings we decide to live or to die every day. Fear and thrill, control and risk, hero and villain. These are things we're sold every day in our society, and then we either opt for freedom or protection.

And this is my strategy.

John Scar Kramer of Lioncourt

3..2..1 The Hurt Locker

Because war is just a word for those who don't do through it.

[spoiler-alert] It's mind blowing. Really really good movie.

Struck- a short film

http://www.struckthefilm.com/

These are 15 to 20 minutes well spend watching. It's funny...

Some comments on my last day of work for the semester.

Like the title suggests today was my final day, my final exam and my final routine of this semester. And so, I've decided to leave some brief notes about things and stuff.

1. The State's budget for 2010 and from 2009
   

   
   
   

I don't care, if you hate it, love it or are indifferent to it. What I would like to say, for now, is that a work like this… requires a lot of human resources, a lot of people, who spent whole days without sleep or something decent to eat. And as a leader and figure head the Minister of Finance should stress the work and the commitment the first line workers had to put in to this, that it could be presented by his excellence. Most of the times public recognition of effort is more value than a pay check.

1. 
   
   

   It's all very funny while were all staring at Greece
   

   
   
   

Austerity, hear of it? It rimes with prosperity in more ways than one.

I know times are hard… that people are losing jobs when night turns to day, everywhere, and that people can hardly pay the bills. And unfortunately the bad news do not end there… because everything is going to get worst, much worst.

So if you're in lower or middle class I advise you to be very careful with your investments. So if you're planning on buying a new TV, don't do it just yet! Or if you're planning on moving from the suburbs to the center, don't…

Because, I can almost with certain say that this year's salaries will not raise, but next on the next one they'll decrease. SO be careful, very careful.

Portugal is With a Big dept, 85% of the GDP (in Portuguese: PIB), which means every one hundred dollars we produce, 85 go to pay dept, leaving the country with only with 15 out of the 100 to spend in, everything from Health Service, Justice department, Schooling, etc…

1. How do we solve this?
   

   
   
   

There are three ways that will solve this problem, but every single one of them will take the same sacrifice (There's really no easy way out):

1. Decrease the Public expenses
   
2. Increase Production
   
3. Sell the country to some rich companies
   

The two first will most certainly mean privatization of many public enterprises, and reduction on pay checks for a couple of years. The third one is all that and a miserable life. There are no good options just a bad one

1. Now that I'm in vacations I need something to do.
   

   
   
   

Any ideas?

1. It's all about strategy.
   

   
   
   

And this is mine.

Once more. It’s all about strategy

This is mine…

[aloud me] Crappy Music Moment

The world was on fire
No one could save me but you.
Strange what desire will make foolish people do
I never dreamed that I'd meet somebody like you
And I never dreamed that I'd lose somebody like you

No, I don't want to fall in love
No, I don't want to fall in love
With you
With you

What a wicked game to play
To make me feel this way
What a wicked thing to do
To make me dream of you
What a wicked thing to say
You never felt that way
What a wicked thing to do
To make me dream of you
And I don't wanna fall in love
And I don't want to fall in love
With you

With you

...
Nobody loves no one

[This was the one. Thank you!]

CrappyMusicMoment

I don't wanna be the girl who laughs the loudest
Or the girl who never wants to be alone
I don't wanna be that call at four o'clock in the morning
'Cause I'm the only one you know in the world that won't be home

Aahh, the sun is blinding
I stayed up again
Oohh, I am finding
That's not the way I want my story to end

I'm safe
Up high
Nothing can touch me
But why do I feel this party's over?
No pain
Inside
You're my protection
But how do I feel this good sober?

I don't wanna be the girl who has to fill the silence...
The quiet scares me 'cause it screams the truth
Please don't tell me that we had that conversation
When I won't remember, save your breath, 'cause what's the use?

Aahh, the night is calling
And it whispers to me softly, "come and play"
Aahh, I am falling
And if I let myself go, I'm the only one to blame

I'm safe
Up high
Nothing can touch me
But why do I feel this party's over?
No pain
Inside
You're like perfection
But how do I feel this good sober?

I'm comin' down
Comin' down
Comin' down
Spinnin' round
Spinnin' round
Spinnin' round
Looking for myself.. Sober
...

When it's good, then it's good, it's so good, 'till it goes bad
Till you're trying to find the you that you once had
I have heard myself cry
Never again
Broken down in agony
And just trying to find a friend

...

On the Box Office

It actually makes me kind of sad...
I don't know where Milady got her intel, and although I don't think Avatar as yet surpassed Titanic in the all time box office results, I know it's just a matter of time.
Don't get me wrong, they both are great movies, and I'm not gonna argue Cameron's work, wich I know is amazing and deserves all the credit (by god, each time he makes a movie it sets the industry standards!). But I'm sad because Titanic actually had some (very little) insight and some plot thickness behind it. And Avatar has none of those. Yes, it's an amazing visual (more like a full body sensoring) experience... but that's it! No story at all! It's as hollow as a sea shell!

And people got convinced by all sorts of weird promotions and publicity from around Hollywood, from big stars who didn't even have a role in it (this still lags to enter my head).
And another thing, this is a theater movie. What I mean is, there's no real fun in watching it on DVD or BluRay because it looses all it is when it leaves the theaters doors. And besides, the ticket prices for the 3D version are bigger, wich means it's hard to say more people have watched it, you can only say it earned more money.

Just insights from someone who has watched Avatar and felt: "The part of my brain that's actually used to think, was just numb for 2 hours."

CrappyMusicMoment

You want to stay with me in the morning
You only hold me when I sleep
I was meant to tread the water
Now I've gotten in too deep
For every piece of me that wants you
Another piece backs away

'Cause you give me something
That makes me scared, alright
This could be nothing
But I'm willing to give it a try
Please give me something
'Cause someday I might know my heart

You already waited up for hours
Just to spend a little time alone with me
And I can say I've never bought you flowers
I can't work out what they mean
I never thought that I'd love someone
That was someone else's dream

'Cause you give me something
That makes me scared, alright
This could be nothing
But I'm willing to give it a try
Please give me something
'Cause someday I might call you from my heart

But it might me a second too late
And the words that I could never say
Gonna come out anyway

'Cause you give me something
That makes me scared, alright
This could be nothing
But I'm willing to give it a try
Please give me something

'Cause you give me something
That makes me scared, alright
This could be nothing
But I'm willing to give it a try
Please give me something
'Cause someday I might know my heart
Know my heart, know my heart, know my heart

Short Note

Today i realize how I am not for settle. I am so not a settler.
One the other hand,i am kind of quitter. When i realize i'm about to fail, i quit.

Anyhow, Avatar sinked Titanic. Oh yeah, James Cameron owns the first two spots of the most watched movies..
And Jack, my "simple" torrent program reached 1,8 MB/s!

Learn to listen, and calm down.

"Disarm you with a smile
And cut you like you want me to
Cut that little child
Inside of me and such a part of you
Ooh, the years burn
Ooh, the years burn

I used to be a little boy
So old in my shoes
And what I choose is my choice
What's a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you

Disarm you with a smile
And leave you like they left me here
To wither in denial
The bitterness of one who's left alone
Ooh, the years burn
Ooh, the years burn, burn, burn

I used to be a little boy
So old in my shoes
And what I choose is my voice
What's a boy supposed to do?
The killer in me is the killer in you
My love
I send this smile over to you

The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you
The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you
The killer in me is the killer in you
Send this smile over to you"

DeWinter if only you can take your eyes from that book of yours and read what I have to say, it will be better, believe me.

This is a great song to bring someone's spirit up, at least the way I hear it… And here's how I do it.

"Disarm you with a smile| and cut you like you want me to" – Do not worry, whatever happens, happens. You fail? You try again. But no matter what, you won't be missing support; we'll give anything from a smile to whatever…

"Cut that little child" – Put your inner child away for a while, now… it's not time to cry or despair, gather up your strengths and fight every obstacle, and ask for help if needed.

"The year's burn" -- Time doesn't stop! Wake up! Get up! It's time, don't mind later do it NOW!

"I used to be a little boy" – We've all went or are going through the same and,

"The killer in me is the Killer in You" – If any of us did it you can do it too… Life isn't easy for any one of us; we match up as we go along,

"And leave you like they left me here |To wither in denial |The bitterness of one who's left alone" – You won't dry up, because you won't cry, you won't give up. Because you're not alone, you'll never be alone, like you there are so many facing the same, and you'll be stronger than anyone of them.

"My love" – You'll have someone to go back to no matter what, you're loved, and you're cared for, you're somebody to someone. Do your best they'll be proud just for that.

"What I choose is my choice/ what I choose is my voice" – You'll have to face consequences no matter what, and be responsible for them.

And to goo with the music remember what Wilde said : "Man can believe the impossible, but can never believe the improbable" as long there's a tiny possibility you can reach it, no need to dream about it…

Hope my predictions are right.

John Scar Kramer

Something new

It all breaks down to a strategy

And here's mine…

Eminem - Beautiful

But I know one fact
I'll be one tough act to follow
One tough act to follow
One tough act to follow
Here today, gone tomorrow

Sex, it will save the economy one day

Everyone loves sex. That's why it is everywhere, because we love it so much…

Every day, men's daily routine is filled with promiscuous thoughts. We get into a bus and we spot a nice girl listening to her ipod, and we bit our lower lips and think to ourselves "Hum, you're great, I'm great, let's meet in a motel and go do it like monkeys, with all the ah aha's, ho! Ho's and the hiiii's we can master, for we are awesome and we must be with each other, and then race to see who will dress up and forget the other faster ." (I may admit some exaggeration)

But then she gets out and we're left to focus on the day ahead, unless some brighter goldy appears. But as the day goes on we're so many times faced with tempting thoughts, I really don't know how can we get anything done?!

But these are us the guys, who are described by their symmetry as "The animal with two heads and only thinks with the smaller one". So basically liking sex isn't really a hobby, it must be considered our way of living. Wait!! I have to correct myself IT is our way of living!

Now Gals…

I don't know gals, but I hear they are fond of sex too. Not as much as shoes dough. And well. That's the way it has to be otherwise, there would really be anything but sex, and the human life expectancy would come down to one year. (be born, have sex, give birth, die)

I Just realize something… Advertising companies should end every women product ad with the woman going to bed with a man, and reproducing a satisfying sound like an Haaaaaa…

Because then men would see those commercials and think (I believe this will take both heads) "See how that woman is so happy going to bed, they'll probably have sex, I must make my partner happy like she was, I must buy that thingy for her, so that then we can go at it like monkey's…" and then the guy will get a job to buy the things that will make the woman happy and then lead to a hot night of flammable sex.

And then Women all over the world will spot this scheme and use this to their advantage, and enslaver men to buy the house, the pool, the T.V., the Shoes (don't Forget the Shoes!!!), and any other thing they wish. Trading this for a blow or a quickie depending on how much she desires that thingy.

And so this way everyone will be happy having the thing they want more, and the economy grows because everyone is doing something to have sex.

The only way this could become a major screw up, is if some kind of parasites star taking advantages of this schemes. Something like kids, who will want things from both men and women and have nothing to offer. Thank god! For the pill and the condoms.

We all love sex,

John Scar Kramer of Lioncourt

Adam (2009)

"Liars is all you gonna run across in this world. A man has got to learn to tell the difference between plain liars... and liars worth loving."

Why we believe Sisyphus to be a Stupid man

You should not see time as a boundary, for anything. Do not expect for things to get better over time or worst, for that matter. Time barely exists… I'll show you, I'm showing, it's done!

It's night time where I'm writing this, somewhere else in the world it's some other time. I'm posting this around 3 o'clock and you may be reading it, when the clock strikes the same, but it's not the same time. How wonderful could this be?

If I didn't have a friend in physics I would say "That's time traveling" and then be beaten down by some of your phantasmagoric comments that never seem to show up, but having a friend in physics and considering that what I want to say may be harmful to any studied belief he so knightly advocates, I'll restrain myself, in respect…

But still it's truly wonderful, "Myself!" I get cold chills just from thinking of it. Every time, every single time I or one of my co-authors writes a post, it travels… around the world, going east west north and south, and reaches everyone that clicks on its steady voyage, and by doing so it seems almost like it breaks the rules of time.

I love our Blog. And I say this as blindly as I can… there's nothing on my life's that takes as much time of it as does this little space on the web that we write on… Here I can do anything, be who ever I want and still live very well with myself. This little corner, I so much treasure, in the great vast web, although free to be seen by anyone it's my little comfort zone, my shrine of intellect and knowledge, what I write may not be right, polite, fair or any other thing, but it's mine… every little word I compose to build an orchestra and chant in your mind, just the way I'm feeling, Sometimes it gives you a sense of stupidity and others of tremendous genius, but there are also the times when it doesn't even strike you or pitch you, you just go on like nothing changed.

I get it all; life is full of these things… But I want it to be different. And it will…

John Scar Kramer of Lioncourt

Through the Looking Glass

I look back a lot. I think about my past way more than most people do.

But I have no choice. I have to find out what happen. I have to identify the cause of my loop.

I remember a time in which I was proud of myself. I was happy. I was someone. I was definitely not perfect but I was who I had to be. I was playing my role as I was suppose to. I had dreams, plans, hopes I faced as possible.

And then puff. All of the sudden it was gone.

I can't remember when it happen, I only remember waking up in what can only be described as the other way of the tunnel.

It wasn't there anymore. Those dreams, hopes,plans, got all killed to sunshine.

I lost sense of what I was or what I wanted out of life. I had gained the world and then lost my soul..

no gay out

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I’m going to prove to you …

…That the fault for all the poverty isn't to blame on rich people, but rather the poor. But first let me explain something about money and rich people, and then, I promise I'll prove what I said earlier.

The rich and their money

You! Sitting on your chair while staring at you screen, almost certainly feel that rich people are the worst scum in the universe, and that they should be put out. "Why do they need so much money anyway? They have enough to have a good life already? There's no need for more!" That's what you're thinking isn't it?

But I'll give you a little secret "Rich people don't have any money", How come? Simple, they spend it all. Every time they receive money they do the following

    The steps Rich people take when handling money:

1. Pay the bills
   
2. Pay taxes
   
3. Buy shit
   
4. Buy more shit
   
5. Give away to social institutions
   
6. Invest
   
7. Save (yes this is spending too)
   
8. Waste in a bohemian life style
   
9. Collect profits, interest and pay-check
   
10. Re-do list all over again.
    

See they have no money, they have instead:

    Things Rich people have:

• Houses
  
• Funds
  
• Shit
  
• More Shit
  
• Employees
  
• Partners
  
• Companies
  
• Parties
  
• Vacations
  

But no money. Money doesn't stop moving when it reaches the Rich, in fact is putted out in circulation the faster as it possible to be. On the other hand what do the poor do with their money?

    The steps Poor people take when handling money:

1. Pay bills
   
2. Pay taxes
   
3. Buy shit
   
4. Buy more shit
   
5. Save
   
6. Collect pay check
   
7. Re-do List all over again
   

Poor people keep money, they don't invest, and don't spend the interest they've earned from their savings, poor people just like watching the money rise on their financial extract, but let's see what do poor people have

    Things Poor people have:

• Money
  
• A house
  
• Shit
  
• More shit
  
• Savings
  

That's all… because money stagnates with poor people, it stays still and no one win from that.

So whenever a rich person buys a Ferrari do not complain (unless you were going to buy one too and now there's no more stock), because the money he paid for that Ferrari goes to pay the distributor, the engineers, the workers, the patents, the metal, the gasoline, etc… In the end it goes to you, unless you're a lazy bastard that doesn't do shit for a living.

That's the end of mine explanation, and now I'll prove that the fault is actually to be blamed on the poor.



So… so… so… I lied! It's not the poor's fault, the poor are just trying to make a living the best way they can. But it's not the Rich's fault either… the fault really is from the policies there are to protect the poor that should not be protected (because there are some that deserve to be protected and others that don't)

One of those policies is the Common Agriculture Policy, which subsidizes European agricultures to produce or not to produce in a way that there's expedient to sell to developing countries at a lower price than the one they produce in those countries, making local producer's go bankrupt,

In conclusion sometimes in economics the fault are not on a group of people, but in a group of laws that we made to protect the poor and the rich.

John Scar Kramer of Lioncourt



P.S.: Almost forgot if you don't eat all that you serve yourself of, you're also contributing to the worlds poverty. But I'll leave that to another time

3..2..1 Law Abiding Citizen

"It ain't about what you know. It's about what you can prove"

My first

Few days ago Ginger asked me to join her to do some shopping.

Everything was going pretty much as it always go.

After a dozen shops we took a break. A starbucks break. I had my starbucks moment, which by itself made my day!

After recharging our batteries we went to another dozen shops. And then it happen.

Ginger and I entered in this particular store, that neither of us is a fan of and ended up spending money.How did that happen??

Well, as we were trying some clothes on, you know, for fun, this cute guy who was working there comes into out dressing rooms and start flirting..

I was in such a good mood [starbucks' fault] that i played his game.

After some laughs, some jokes, some marketing, i had no choice but to buy the damn shirt.

I mean, i had to reward him for the effort of trying to make us costumers feel especial so we'd buy some clothes.

So yeah.The marketing worked on me perfectly. And i'l glad it did. Those fifteen minutes of flirting made me feel so real..Damn he was cute.

The funny thing is, at the register, he confessed he wasn't a fun of that store either.

So,What the fuck??

In the end Salsa was the only one who scored but twenty-five euros later i felt good..i kind of see it as the price to pay for the huge-smile-cute-boy time..

Fame (2009)

If you want to be someone out there, be yourself.

Sons are a for the whole world

From: http://xkcd.com/327/

Now I really wished I’d became a layer

"How do you expect to feel like you know what's going on, when you walk down the street and your children say:

• Ho! Oh look at that Church, it's so random.
  
• What? Is it moving? What do you mean...? It's a perfectly ordinary church where people go to get married…
  
• Marriage!! Hugh! That's so gay!
  
• Look. Please can we just have some quite time, look here some crisps… there you go…
  
• Crisps!? Awesome
  
• THEY ARE NOT AWESOME! THEY'RE CRUNCHY, IF I OPEN THEM AND HAGGEREDS SHAFTS OF LIGHT, SHAREMBUM AND ANGELIC MUSIC COMES OUT, THEY WOULD BE AWESOME… MONTAINS, RIVERS AND THE FACT THAT I'M STEEL BREDING ARE AWESOME!
  

And then you get told you're grumpy…"

Dylan Moran



That's true, marriage now is also gay. But besides leaving Jack and deWinter being sparking happy for a while, nothing will really change. People will still be prejudicial about Homosexuality. Marriage numbers will rise for 3 or 4 months after the law's been publish to then come back down to the usual numbers.

What will change, just a bit, is language because now, a pair is a synonymous of couple.

It was really a big commotion around nothing, wasn't it?

Oudh Wait! It's been called to my attention that it was given a right. A right to share life and all its benefits with that special someone, of the same sex. Auwf! Thankful for dogging that bullet!

There's just a thing, that maybe it should be twisted too. Let' see:



Let: Two people get marry = f (love)



If love >= Lust



Lim _x+∞ f (love) = Forever lasting Love story



If Love < Lust



Lim _x0 f (love) = Divorce, If Love isn't between two people from the same sex, because the law doesn't contemplates divorce of people with the same sex.



Isn't that Funny!? But hey! Gay love is forever so, DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THAT!

Because if I ever have to worry about that I'll sue the Gay protesting groups for manipulation of public opinion, wasting the tax payers money pressuring an all-strait parliament (which is odd) to pass this marriage bill. And when I sue I expect a lot of money.

(Either way layers will get richer.)

Now a little word to Parliament:

In an all strait parliament (that I know of) there are only two reasons to pass such a bill, either the deputies are secretly having a gay affair and the mistress is ranting about getting married all the time, or the prospects of voting says that gays vote more than homophobic people.



So congrats to all the gays that have their dreams come true (now it's time to face real life). And to show I'm a good sport here's Lewis Black slandering about Homophobia and Qweers.

John Scar Kramer of Lioncourt

"A friend is like an oreo, its not always that great, but it always gets better!"

On behalf of the top 2 writers of this blog

I'm Sorry too,
I just flipped
John Scar Kramer

A Hero

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1262975757337RA28

In the land of The blind the one eyed man is king

G to spot or not to spot?

From: xkcd.com

Bits 'n Pieces joined together by Camembert Cheese

I’ve been away for a while, for reasons some of you know and for so many others that are my own. But I’ve been trying to write something for a couple of weeks now, and I’ve struggled to find something worth writing. Not that anything has happened, just because it didn’t seem to matter enough to be told. So I come to you today with many things to say, for I decided that if I joined everything together in one big pile of nonsense, it might become a story.

Yesterday I time traveled. And then I died. Couple of hours before, the sky fell upon me (this is quite more literal than you might think at first). I’m starting to think I’m haunted, or maybe Murphy’s Laws are the real deal. But I don’t give up that easy, Man in the Sky, and I keep waiting to hit rock bottom, so I can get back up. Is that all you’ve got?
That afternoon I followed some advice and saw Pixar’s UP (with the old man and the balloons). I remember thinking how high they set the bar with Wall-E and doubting they would do it again. I was right. And yet I had so much fun. I felt close to the characters, sadly not for a good reason but I did. And I LOVED… Squirrel!!!!! :P
I wish I could build my own world, fill it with tiny creatures and giant trolls, whatever I wanted. And I wish I had someone to share it with. I wish I wouldn’t fail on her. I really wish I knew how to be a better friend sometimes… That’s what people keep doing: they build their own worlds. But in their worlds giant trolls aren’t friendly like in mine, they are all killers! And their tiny creatures get together and conspire against them. Their worlds are filled with problems. Most of which are made up or exaggerated because people don’t want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messes cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.
When I left my made up world, I was brought back to the real one, the one with pain, grieve and tears. The one where everybody dies, whether they’re rich or poor, black or white. There’s no dignity in the way you die, only in the way you live.

The day before yesterday I woke up and I couldn’t lie. No one could. In fact, no one even knew what that was. I don’t like lying very much and I don’t like all the troubles lying brings. But I hated my world that morning; it was harsh, cold and real…

I think I might be ill. I have head hakes almost every day. It might be the weather though.

High/Low? I discovered I love Camembert Cheese. All the rest.

Repetition

One other thing that comes with a New year is repeating some of the thing you liked to do in the year before.
So in that spirit I ask you and anyone else to vote for the best writer of this blog.
Fell free to leave a comment If you think that a commentator should be separated from the bunch

The First

Yesterday, the first day of the year, DeWinter scoured the first goal in PES 2010. Everything would be great if that goal hadn't been against yours truly who later had to, furiously equalize the game that would end with a disappointing penalty shout-out lost by jack, who replaced me on the wheel at 38th minute.

Give a hand of applause to our dear winner: DeWinter.

But that wasn't the only remarkable thing about yesterday, because yesterday is one of the hustlers' favorite days in the year. Why?

Because it was THE FIRST DAY.

And whenever it is the first day of anything there's a BIG chance, an ENORMOUS chance, a GIGANTIC chance that you (as in everyone) will celebrate the every first thing you do in that first day.

You Start with the First toast, then the First bottle, the First kiss, the First laugh, the First joke, the First coddle, the First blow, the First journey, the First walk, the First talk, the First discussion, the First screwing, and so on with the First thingy.

Basically the world is, united, in ecstasy. For the day it's party and ceremonial behavior. That's why it's a day that only necessary services are obligated to comply to demand. In any other way, you would have chaos in every office, and every street, instead of only in some homes.

Anarchy it is what the First day is all about, you may do whatever you like to do that for that single day there's nothing anyone's going to say about it, things will only get back to work in the next day, when the obits are counted and the police is loosed like reservoir dogs in chase of the guilty bastards from the day before.

So if you wish to get away with murder I'd advice you to wait for the next 1st of January, rationally it seems easier to escape afterwards.

To do any dirty messed up little the First thing, any other day will do, because either way your regret for doing it doesn't change for being January the 2nd.

In conclusion:

• Murder (crimes of similar kind), 1st of January;
  
• Anything you wish to do with your partner in bed or somewhere, it's easier to do it in the 1st of January, but any other day of the year will be just fine too.
  
• Beating me in PES 2010 may happen but it won't take long for the board to be flipped over.
  

SO to all a great year for 2010,

John Scar Kramer of Lioncourt