The First

Yesterday, the first day of the year, DeWinter scoured the first goal in PES 2010. Everything would be great if that goal hadn't been against yours truly who later had to, furiously equalize the game that would end with a disappointing penalty shout-out lost by jack, who replaced me on the wheel at 38th minute.

Give a hand of applause to our dear winner: DeWinter.

But that wasn't the only remarkable thing about yesterday, because yesterday is one of the hustlers' favorite days in the year. Why?

Because it was THE FIRST DAY.

And whenever it is the first day of anything there's a BIG chance, an ENORMOUS chance, a GIGANTIC chance that you (as in everyone) will celebrate the every first thing you do in that first day.

You Start with the First toast, then the First bottle, the First kiss, the First laugh, the First joke, the First coddle, the First blow, the First journey, the First walk, the First talk, the First discussion, the First screwing, and so on with the First thingy.

Basically the world is, united, in ecstasy. For the day it's party and ceremonial behavior. That's why it's a day that only necessary services are obligated to comply to demand. In any other way, you would have chaos in every office, and every street, instead of only in some homes.

Anarchy it is what the First day is all about, you may do whatever you like to do that for that single day there's nothing anyone's going to say about it, things will only get back to work in the next day, when the obits are counted and the police is loosed like reservoir dogs in chase of the guilty bastards from the day before.

So if you wish to get away with murder I'd advice you to wait for the next 1st of January, rationally it seems easier to escape afterwards.

To do any dirty messed up little the First thing, any other day will do, because either way your regret for doing it doesn't change for being January the 2nd.

In conclusion:

• Murder (crimes of similar kind), 1st of January;
  
• Anything you wish to do with your partner in bed or somewhere, it's easier to do it in the 1st of January, but any other day of the year will be just fine too.
  
• Beating me in PES 2010 may happen but it won't take long for the board to be flipped over.
  

SO to all a great year for 2010,

John Scar Kramer of Lioncourt