And it is really fun there, every day the cat chasses the mouse, the dog chasses the cat, and the sheep stand and watch (eating pop corn), the chicken lays the eggs for the day’s meal, and the bird flies around in his little cage. By the end of the day the cat is tiered of chasing the mouse, the dog is tiered of chasing the cat, the sheep ate all the pop corn, the chicken laid a dozen eggs, and the bird is still in the cage.
In the next day:
The cat chasses the mouse, the dog chasses the cat, and the sheep stand and watch (eating pop corn), the chicken lays the eggs for the day’s meal, and the bird flies around in his little cage. By the end of the day the cat is tiered of chasing the mouse, the dog is tiered of chasing the cat, the sheep ate all the pop corn, the chicken laid a dozen eggs, and the bird is still in the cage.
And the next:
The cat chasses the mouse, the dog chasses the cat, and the sheep stand and watch (eating pop corn), the chicken lays the eggs for the day’s meal, and the bird flies around in his little cage. By the end of the day the cat is tiered of chasing the mouse, the dog is tiered of chasing the cat, the sheep ate all the pop corn, the chicken laid a dozen eggs, and the bird dies (OOOOooooHhhhhhh! What a short life she had).
And the next:
Everyone goes to the birdie funeral. And all of them died because the chicken forgot to lay the eggs that day. (except thebecause they ate popcorn sheep)The endBesides the metaphor of the sheep eating pop corn, this is of course a tribute to Shaun the Sheep, and my appetite for pop corn right now. The only metaphor in the text goes to say that you wossies, should stop with the metaphors about animals, they are fucking annoying. Just Say things as they are PLEASE!!!
John Scar Kramer
P.S.: John Your choice to use a cat for a metaphor of yourself was a wrong one, now I have all the Wright to call you PUSSY-cat
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ahahahahah this was a funny one. Thank you for the laugh. But John, metaphors are useful. Don´t you like the idea of just a bunch of us knowing the meaning of the metaphore? If we called things by their names anyone would know what and who we were talking about. Metaphores are like private jokes, and I thought you liked that.
Most of the times I´m in favour of plain honesty, but there´s no harm in protecting our back a little, and sometimes somebody else´s back.
I fancy a farm where cats, mice, dogs and worms (and I guess chickens) all eat eggs...
Saying things as they are is so damn boring! Everyone can do that! I like to make up stories and characters to tell my truth, and I have no shame in that. "Imagination is more important then knowledge".
ps: John, I'm Jack, do you wanna be Jack? I can be John, but I'm Jack now, don't confuse me with John, it's Jack. (try to say this fast :P)
i'm not a country kind of girl..
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